There was this guy who turned into a cockroach
And then this other guy wrote a story about him
I don’t understand why
It happens every day
People turn into cockroaches
They go to sleep, they wake up as a cockroach
Without even trying
It’s as easy as falling out of bed
It’s like there’s something in the water
What I wonder is why that guy
Who wrote the story
Didn’t write a story
About a guy who goes to sleep as a cockroach
And then wakes up as a human being
That’s much less common
And much harder to do
To wake up as a human being.